A tiny bundle of genetic material passed from one living entity to another, and has never stopped moving since. It was the moment of creation for us all.
BILL BRYSONPerhaps it’s my natural pessimism, but it seems that an awfully large part of travel these days is to see things while you still can.
More Bill Bryson Quotes
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Traveling is more fun – hell, life is more fun – if you can treat it as a series of impulses.
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Making English grammar conform to Latin rules is like asking people to play baseball using the rules of football.
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They make you feel small & confused & vulnerable, like a small child lost in a crowd of strange legs. Stand in a desert or prairie & you know you are in a big space. Stand in the woods and you only sense it. They are vast, featureless nowhere. And they are alive.
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Ordnance Survey maps, tea and crumpets, summer showers and foggy winter evenings – every bit of it.
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In the countryside, litter doesn’t have a friend. It doesn’t have anybody who’s saying, ‘Wait a minute, this is really starting to get out of control.’
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I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
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For most of us the rules of English grammar are at best a dimly remembered thing. But even for those who make the rules, grammatical correctitude sometimes proves easier to urge than to achieve.
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From an evolutionary point of view, sex is really just a reward mechanism to encourage us to pass on our genetic material.
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Cheapness is a great virtue.
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I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.
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A third…candidate for Shakespearean authorship was Christopher Marlowe. He was the right age (just two months older than Shakespeare), had the requisite talent, and would certainly have had ample leisure after 1593, assuming he wasn’t too dead to work.
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The one upstairs room in which the Duke had resided was packed to the ceiling with hundreds of green boxes, each of which contained a single dark brown wig. This was, in short, a man worth getting to know.
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South Dakota… is like the world’s first drive-through sensory deprivation chamber.
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Tune your television to any channel it doesn’t receive and about 1 percent of the dancing static you see is accounted for by this ancient remnant of the Big Bang. The next time you complain that there is nothing on, remember that you can always watch the birth of the universe.
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America is a great disappointment to me. As I said in one of my books, other societies create civilisations; we build shopping malls.
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