“In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.”

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

I think, a lot of people, it’s the goal to be in movies or just to be working in general. But yeah, some of us get lucky and get some movie roles, and it’s nice.

My first ‘SNL’ episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue.

It doesn’t seem that long ago to me that the word ‘irreverent’ seemed affixed to my name. ‘Irreverent newcomer.’ I went from irreverent to venerable in what seems to me like the blink of an eye.

I believe that a long step toward public morality will have been taken when sins are called by their right names.

The ultimate goal of Bhakti is to get Krishna and we get it by taking shelter of the holy name.

Some ministers say, ‘If you don’t repent you’ll die and go to a place the name of which I can’t pronounce.’ I can! You’ll go to hell!

God is not about religion. Religion is a structure that should house our faith in God. Too often it is used to hurt other people in God’s name.

To be a Ranger is to sense the sacred trust of upholding all that such a name means in this shrine of football.

I didn’t always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they knocked the ‘L’ out of me.

We’re not at war with all Muslims, we’re at war with a subset of Islam that believes in killing in the name of religion, as jihadis do.