You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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More Billy Wilder Quotes
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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We’re making a picture for middle-class people, the people that you see on the subway, or the people that you see in a restaurant. Just normal people.
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window – that is at once interesting.
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