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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Paris
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

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