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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.

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