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Bob Hope

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries

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