“If you chance your focus – you will change your life.”

Don’t forgive your enemies for their sake – do it for your sake.

You can’t think and act like a victim and expect victory.

The main cause of failure is the inability to deal with self-doubt.

Opportunity meets you at your level of expectation.

Get it right in your head – and you’ll get it right in your life.

In life, you don’t get what you deserve; you get what you believe, plan, and expect.

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn’t speak English and I couldn’t speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations – that’s why we got married really quickly.

I have no shortage of material or offers, it’s just a case of what you select to do. But I think it’s realistic that my chances of playing Romeo are now over.

If you’re so afraid of failure, you will never succeed. You have to take chances.

If you’re disciplined enough, you don’t get down when you’re behind, and you have a chance to create something positive.

I’m proud to be part of the Dr. Pepper Scholarship Giveaway. It’s a great program that gives me the chance to brighten the day for some lucky college students with free tuition.

As long as I’ve got a chance to beat you I’m going to take it.

I think a lot of times, when people who get a chance to meet me and be around me, they understand that I’m not the person that the media make me out to be.