There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
BILLY JOELSergeant O’Leary is walking the beat, at night he becomes a bar tender.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
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Most of my songs are written in one sitting, two sittings maybe. Those are the ones I like the best, anyway.
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Musicians know all about unemployment. You’re unemployed a lot, and I think there’s a great deal of empathy between musicians and people who are out of work.
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As long as there are memories, yesterday remains. As long as there is hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as there is friendship, today is beautiful.
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Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in / There’s an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin / He says, ‘Son, can you play me a memory?
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You’ve got to be hard, like the rock in that old rock & roll.
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I see the winos talking to themselves and I can understand.
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Sergeant O’Leary is walking the beat, at night he becomes a bar tender.
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Hot funk, cold punk, even if it’s old junk, it’s still rock and roll to me.
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I won’t be righteous again. I’m not sure anymore.
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You’ve got your passion. You’ve got your pride. But don’t you know that only fools are satisfied? Dream on, but don’t imagine they’ll all come true.
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I’ve passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage. I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
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I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can’t walk away from you.
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It’s OK if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
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