My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPERonald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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