If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONIn the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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