An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
BILLY WILDERThe forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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God save me from myself.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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We’re making a picture for middle-class people, the people that you see on the subway, or the people that you see in a restaurant. Just normal people.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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