Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
BILL WATTERSONChildhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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