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I’m not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

Billy Connolly

I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
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Believe Book Care Film Movie
I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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Brought Catholic Guilt Level
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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Clothing Hate Rain Sexy
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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Christianity Different Religion Thing
People die all the time. It’s just that you’re not around.
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Around Dies Normal People
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
It’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
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Change Mind Often Reserve
When I read ‘Be real, don’t get caught acting,’ I thought, ‘How the hell do you do that?’.
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Acting Hell Real
Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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Book never People Trust
I think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Childlike Growing Mean Thinking
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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Empowerment Psychics Thinking
Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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Bit Fun Jobs Laugh Occupation
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
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Funny Humor Jesus
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
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Crosses Malfunction
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
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Needs People Toilet
Don’t buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They’re bastards, and they do it on purpose.
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Baby Bastard Purpose

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