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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
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To lose one parent, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.
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Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
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Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.
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Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
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I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.
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The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
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Hope Suspense Terrible
Every woman is a rebel.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
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Age Secret Trust Woman

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