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After the band loaded in and the curtain opened, we realized there was exactly one paying customer in the audience.

Billy Gibbons

Turn on, tune up, rock out.
BILLY GIBBONS

Out Rocks Roll Tunes
Can’t do it, simply cause underneath ’em is too ugly.
BILLY GIBBONS

Causes Ems Ugly
They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film… a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.
BILLY GIBBONS

Film Matter Mirrors
The band is tight enough. Quit practicing!
BILLY GIBBONS

Band Enough Quitting
Then, believe it or not, along came the wave of the English cats like John Mayall, Eric Clapton and the Stones embracing the great American art form – the blues.
BILLY GIBBONS

Blues Country Embracing English Great
If you’re really looking for something in particular, it helps to take your time.
BILLY GIBBONS

Helping Particular Take Time
The blues is a mighty long road. Or it could be a river, one that twists and turns and flows into a sea of limitless musical potential.
BILLY GIBBONS

Limitless Long Potential Rivers Sea
One springs to mind: one of our very first gigs in a small East Texas town was not well promoted. At least, that was our conclusion.
BILLY GIBBONS

Country Night Promoted Spring Well
Water doesn’t hurt a vinyl record. Put it into a dishwasher and you’re fine.
BILLY GIBBONS

Hurt Records Water
There’s not a single genre that is hard to find or hard to get.
BILLY GIBBONS

Genre Hard Single
No, he plugged in and turned it up and got miles and miles ahead of the game in one fateful act of just plugging in.
BILLY GIBBONS

Ahead Miles No Plugged Plugging
Sooner rather than later, any other form other than digital media will be a thing of the past. It won’t vanish, but let’s face it, this is seemingly the way of the future.
BILLY GIBBONS

Media Past Seemingly Way
White people get nervous and speed things up. You don’t have to be in a hurry because you ain’t got nothing to gain and you ain’t got nothin’ to lose. And that’s where the groove lies.
BILLY GIBBONS

Lying People White
I’ve been touted for my guacamole. I’ll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home and prepare it. Restaurants have asked me about it.
BILLY GIBBONS

Home People Prepare Restaurants
It’s important to collect unusual characters. It keeps you sharp.
BILLY GIBBONS

Character Important Unusual
Every once in awhile I’ll call up Eddie (Van Halen) and ask, Found that fourth chord yet?
BILLY GIBBONS

Chords Country Found Guitar People

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