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Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?

Bill Vaughan

Every woman is infallibly to be gained by every sort of flattery, and every man by one sort or other.
BILL VAUGHAN

Every Flattery Man Woman
Dark windows are often a very clear proof.
BILL VAUGHAN

Crime Dark Proof Window
Virtue, like a dowerless beauty, has more admirers than followers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Admirer Followers Virtue
It turns out there’s only one thing that capuchins really, really love – and that’s sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Body Long Sweet Weight
Do not believe a thing because you read it in a book! Do not believe a thing because another has said it so! Find out the truth for yourself.
BILL VAUGHAN

Believe Book Experience
The cold war was an aberration. Note how quickly the Europeans turned on America once 400 hostile divisions were no longer on their borders.
BILL VAUGHAN

Aberration Borders Country Division Hostile Longer War
Blushes are the rainbow of modesty.
BILL VAUGHAN

Blushes Modesty Rainbow
Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career.
BILL VAUGHAN

Careers Ideas Jobs
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it, but somebody always does.
BILL VAUGHAN

Doe Political Vices
Adolescence is society’s permission slip for combining physical maturity with psychological irresponsibility.
BILL VAUGHAN

Maturity Permission Psychological
The perfumed spectators are wont to look on, not to join in the struggle, nor to endure the sun, the heat, the dust, and the showers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Look Perfume Showers Struggle
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
BILL VAUGHAN

Day Disappear Groundhog Prophet
Doing leads more surely to talking than talking to doing.
BILL VAUGHAN

Action Surely Talking
ho’ you’re tired and weary Still journey on, till you come to your happy abode, Where all you love you’ve been dreaming of Will be there, at the end of the road.
BILL VAUGHAN

Abode Dreaming Journey Road Titred
One of the quickest ways to become exhausted is by suppressing your feelings.
BILL VAUGHAN

Exhausted Feelings Way
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christmas Ideal Trouble

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