I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
BILLY WILDERYou have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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