Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
BETTE MIDLERIf somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that’s why I’m on TV. I wasn’t going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place – I’ve always done that.
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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