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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

Bette Midler

There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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Stories Way Years
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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Art Interested Not Perfect
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Clothes Heart People
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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Daughter Littles Sophie
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Hard People Self Esteem Work
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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Cooking Life Perfect
You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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People Space Use

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

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