When we realize finally that we aren’t God’s given children, we’ll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.
BILL MAULDINWhat you are about to hear is God’s word to the men of this nation. We are going to war as of tonight. We have divine power – that is our weapon. We will not compromise. Wherever truth is at risk, in the schools or legislature, we are going to contend for it. We will win.
More Bill Mauldin Quotes
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True worship is not just an emotional experience. It reaches to the very depths of our souls and touches every aspect of our being
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If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it.
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When you’re born again, your DNA changes. You have the ability to understand God’s terms.
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If you want to take the meaning of the word integrity and reduce it to its simplest terms, you’d conclude that a man of integrity is a promise keeper. When he gives you his word. You can take it to the bank. His word is good.
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I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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What you are about to hear is God’s word to the men of this nation. We are going to war as of tonight. We have divine power – that is our weapon. We will not compromise. Wherever truth is at risk, in the schools or legislature, we are going to contend for it. We will win.
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If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it. The U.S. Army still has to learn that. The British understand it. Patton understood it. I always admired Patton.
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Peace’ is when nobody’s shooting. A ‘just peace’ is when our side gets what it wants.
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My outlook on warfare is best illustrated by a cartoon I did some thirty-odd years ago of a soldier in an Italian foxhole reading about the Normandy invasion and observing to his buddy that: “The hell this ain’t the most important hole in the world . I’m in it.
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I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.
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I’ve never wanted just part of the package, part of the prize. I want it all!
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Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.
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I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something out of the humorous situations which come up even when you don’t think life could be any more miserable.
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Big Dreams Ccreate the Magic that Stir Men’s Souls to Greatness…
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Oh, sure, the stupid bastard was crazy. He was insane. He thought he was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn’t like that attitude, but I certainly respected his theories and the techniques he used to get his men out of their foxholes.
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