“Jazz is America’s classical music.”

Steinway is the finest piano ever made. Its tone is magnificent and its well-balanced action superb.

I don’t know that I ever bought into the “American dream.” I was a child of privilege. I grew up in the ’50s and it was a quiet time in America, at least on the surface and I grew up in a kind of feathery bed of privilege.

There’d never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition.

I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.

If you say ‘Good Morning’ in America and it’s five past twelve you end up with a lawsuit.

I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient – in America.

Vaginal penetration only doesn’t work for most of us. And we’re not all meant to be monogamous either, especially since women are capable of having far more sex than men. Try to get that fact across in America!

Black History is enjoying the life of our ancestors who paved the way for every African-American.

I believe that if corporate America expects consumer confidence to be restored, they must first be honest with us.