I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
BILLY WILDERIf there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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If you don’t like what you’re doing, it’s unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
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If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
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