I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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