Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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