I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
BILL BURRI still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it’s that same fear.
More Bill Burr Quotes
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Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I’m yelling?
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Once you do a joke and it works it’s only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
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I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy – if they start to like you, they’ll get a project going and call you in.
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What are they worried about? Nobody ever walked into a show as a bleeding heart liberal and had a comedian undo 30 years of life experience.
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I’m not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
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It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things.
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I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.
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ou’re in control of your brain. When your brain is sending you bad information or bad thoughts, you can decide to go to the gym, or write a new joke – or if you’re on the road, go to a ball game…
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People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you’re a good person. And stop caring about what the industry is “looking for”. Just say what you think is funny. .
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It’s better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don’t get, I just make fun of myself for assuming that everybody knows everything about where I live.
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I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.
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Any other town you go to there’s this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder.
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I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don’t like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it’s good.
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Deny your emotions and act like you have answers
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I don’t think people know what hygienist means.
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