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There is no rule in the pink-triangle guide to coming out that you must wear a rainbow flag cap and organise a full band parade.

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Band Flags

I mean, if I was living to please people, I’d have never been in a band at all. I wouldn’t have anything awesome around. I’d just be bored.

BETH DITTO

I mean, if I was living to please people, I’d have never been in a band at all. I wouldn’t have anything awesome around. I’d just be bored.
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Bored Mean
I said to my teacher, ‘I can’t be a singer because I’m not pretty enough, and I’m fat.’ And she looked at me and said, ‘Tell that to Nell Carter, babe.’ That changed my life forever!

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I said to my teacher, ‘I can’t be a singer because I’m not pretty enough, and I’m fat.’ And she looked at me and said, ‘Tell that to Nell Carter, babe.’ That changed my life forever!
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Singer
When you see a fantastic colour or cut in a magazine, perched up on some famous so-and-so’s head, it’s tempting to ask your stylist for the same, but DO NOT BE FOOLED. The hair in those fancy photos can be very high maintenance.
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Cutting Hair Maintenance
I have a very good relationship with myself. My favourite quote is, “What you think about me is none of my business.”
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Relationships
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Fast Jobs
Just like my straight friends, I am repeatedly asked when I plan to have kids, and have been told many times, by various branches of my bloodline, that “even lesbians can have babies these days.”
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Branches Kids
Products are a must – full stop. I’m sorry to say it, but that bob won’t look so sleek on its own – you need a little help. It doesn’t have to be the high-end stuff that they sell in the salon. Products you find in the supermarket are just as good, and sometimes better.
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Looks Needs Sorry
I am tired of spending a little bit of money in a lot of pieces because they keep on falling apart.

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I am tired of spending a little bit of money in a lot of pieces because they keep on falling apart.
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Pieces
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Mad
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Accepting Feels Feminist
Someone told me once that Lucinda Williams takes six years between albums, and that’s what stuck to me; it’s like, you really are a factory. You don’t do things to make them, on your own time.
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Albums Six Years
If you have a therapist who agrees with your every word, then your brain isn’t getting proper exercise.
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Therapist
With a stretch belt, anything can be a dress – a dinner napkin, a tablecloth, even a towel. Just wrap and snap, and away you go in an incredible outfit. Another plus is that the belt will pull all eyes to your lovely curves, and they even look good around a coat or a jacket.
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Curves Eye Lovely
A beautiful plant is like having a friend around the house.

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A beautiful plant is like having a friend around the house.
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I have been 130 lbs. as well as 215 lbs. I have had blond, strawberry blond, green, pink and purple hair, and none of that has ever exempted me from having lewd comments flung at me in the street.

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I have been 130 lbs. as well as 215 lbs. I have had blond, strawberry blond, green, pink and purple hair, and none of that has ever exempted me from having lewd comments flung at me in the street.
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Hair Purple
I never said I wanted to be a singer for the rest of my life.
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Said Singers Wanted

There is no rule in the pink-triangle guide to coming out that you must wear a rainbow flag cap and organise a full band parade.

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