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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

Bill Hicks

It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Bullshit Humanity Shoes Tired
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Men Ringo Tunes
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
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Funny Humor Military
I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Funny Humor Mean
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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People Phrases Shotguns
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Country Funny Humor Intelligence War
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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Country Government Stupid
I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Australia Party Thinking
We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Country Hazard Nuclear

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