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She’s the girl that’s playing softball – not worrying about breaking a nail. She’s out there breaking nails and diving at second. And then, she’s going to out-drink you at the bar.

Bill Bellamy

You’re still trying to figure out what the things are that you are going to talk about, what your angle is going to be and there’s a lot of trial and error.
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Error Figure Going Lot Thing Trail
The most difficult thing has definitely been movies. From a comedian’s standpoint, you think being real big is the best thing, but with movies, the screen is huge, you’re big anyway!
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Character Real Thinking
50 Cent is a hero to me because he’s overcome so many things. He’s been shot nine times and lived. I had a cousin got shot once in the ankle. Dead.
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Cousin Fifty Hero Men
The things I talk about in my comedy are my experiences. I just do what I know.
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Comedy Knows Things
Also, coming from a TV personality – MTV was all about high energy and selling the hottest video – I had to learn to [take it down]. A lot of characters I’m playing are not necessarily that kind of guy.
BILL BELLAMY

Characters Hottest Necessarily Selling Video
Oh my god, Jenny McCarthy is the coolest chick. She’s the kind of girl you can play volleyball with and she’s diggin’ it out in the dirt.
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Girl Softball Volleyball
I think it go serious in college when I found out I really enjoyed making people laugh. It makes me happy. I said, I wanna be a comedian, I wanna get good.’ You’re not good in the beginning.
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College Falling Love Think Thinking
She’s the girl that’s playing softball – not worrying about breaking a nail. She’s out there breaking nails and diving at second. And then, she’s going to out-drink you at the bar.
BILL BELLAMY

Bar Breaking Drink Going Paying Worrying
I just never gave up and that was the beginning of my career. Just experimenting, trying it out and falling in love with it.
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Career Experimenting Love Try

She’s the girl that’s playing softball – not worrying about breaking a nail. She’s out there breaking nails and diving at second. And then, she’s going to out-drink you at the bar.

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