How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
BILL HICKSDo I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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