I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
BETTE MIDLERWhen it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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When I turned 50, I threw myself a big birthday party, and I looked seriously at what my life has been about. I recommend this to everybody. Ask yourself, “What have I done? How did I do it? Where’d I mess up?
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Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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