The world, you realize, is enormous in a way that only you and a small community of fellow hikers know. Planetary scale is your little secret.
BILL BRYSONThere’d never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition.
More Bill Bryson Quotes
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If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can’t we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows.
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Houses aren’t refuges from history. They are where history ends up.
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Geologists are never at a loss for paperweights.
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In the countryside, litter doesn’t have a friend. It doesn’t have anybody who’s saying, ‘Wait a minute, this is really starting to get out of control.’
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That’s the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it’s gone, it’s too late to get it back.
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18th century scientists, the French in particular, seldom did things simply if an absurdly demanding alternative was available.
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I tell the kids that, even in a childhood marked by despair and deprivation, I knew that no matter what happened,
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When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
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Cheapness is a great virtue.
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What is it about maps? I could look at them all day, earnestly studying the names of towns and villages I have never heard of and will never visit.
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You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don’t want to live with them.
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The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.
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We are each so atomically numberous and so vigorously recycled at death that a significant number of our atoms-up to a billion for each of us, it has been suggested-probably once belonged to Shakespeare.
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I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
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Absolute brain size does not tell you everything or possibly sometimes even much. Elephants and whales both have brains larger than ours, but you wouldn’t have much trouble outwitting them in contract negotiations.
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