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  • Bill Bryson Quote - I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
  • Bill Bryson Quote - I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.
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I love everything about motels. I can’t help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.

Bill Bryson

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    A billion more each came from Buddha and Genghis Khan and Beethoven, and any other historical figure you care to name.

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    Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

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    I don’t know whether I’m misanthropic. It seems to me I’m constantly disappointed. I’m very easily disappointed.

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    The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.

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    A sign in the yard of a church next door said CHRIST IS THE ANSWER. (The question, of course, is: What do you say when you strike your thumb with a hammer?)

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    Every kid I knew had a father with a little stash of men’s magazines which the father thought was secret and which the kid knew all about.

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    Even though sugar was very expensive, people consumed it till their teeth turned black, and if their teeth didn’t turn black naturally, they blackened them artificially to show how wealthy and marvelously self-indulgent they were.

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    At a stroke, the American government closed down the fifth largest industry in the United States – alcohol production – and just handed it to criminals – a pretty remarkable thing to do.

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    If you drive to, say, Shenandoah National Park, or the Great Smoky Mountains, you’ll get some appreciation for the scale and beauty of the outdoors.

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    That is jargon – the practice of never calling a spade a spade when you might instead call it a manual earth-restructuring implement – and it is one of the great curses of modern English.

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    But that’s the glory of foreign travel, as far as I am concerned. I don’t want to know what people are talking about. I can’t think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything.

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    And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside will be mostly shopping centers and theme parks.

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    A world without newspapers or a world where the newspapers are purely electronic and you read them on a screen is not a very appealing world.

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    Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.

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