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I never know how much of what I say is true.

Bette Midler

All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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Flower Heart River
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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College Kids School
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Hard People Self Esteem Work
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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Lady Macbeth Pairs Shoes
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People
You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Bread Sliced Thinking
There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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Time Trying World

I never know how much of what I say is true.

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