Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
BETTE MIDLERSometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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