“A true buddy is a person who thinks that you’ll be a fantastic egg although he is aware that you are somewhat cracked.”

One of the great virtues of our democratic system is that only one of the candidates gets elected.

Hard work is often the easy work you did not do at the proper time.

Some show it through their toil. Some breathe it into music, Some mold it into art, Some shape it into bread loaves… Some hold it in their hearts.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.

If you have learned how to disagree without being disagreeable, then you have discovered the secrete of getting along – whether it be business, family relations, or life itself.

If you want to be original just try being yourself, because God has never made two people exactly alike.

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

Before you speak ask yourself if what you are going to say is true, is kind, is necessary, is helpful. If the answer is no, maybe what you are about to say should be left unsaid.

Use those talents you have. You will make it. You will give joy to the world. Take this tip from nature: The woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except those who sang best.

Topcats often begin as underdogs.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Success is getting and achieving what you want. Happiness is wanting and being content with what you get.

Blessed are those who give without remembering. And blessed are those who take without forgetting.

When you forgive, you in no way change the past – but you sure do change the future.

Don’t count your eggs until the chicken’s laid them.

There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

There are days when I am envious of my hens: when I hunger for a purpose as perfect and sure as a single daily egg.

Remorse, the fatal egg by pleasure laid, In every bosom where her nest is made, Hatched by the beams of truth, denies him rest, And proves a raging scorpion in his breast.

I want to fly! I want to touch the sun!” “Finish your eggs first.

I love kids with a passion I usually reserve for hot cheese, miniature chairs, and Prince concerts, but I feel no stress to reproduce simply because of a fear of withering eggs.