Fear is not one of my attributes.
BERNIE MACWhen I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don’t be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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I know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.
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