Last night I didn’t realize I said “abortion” in my stand up comedy act instead of “circumcision.”
BEN ROSENFIELD
BEN ROSENFIELD
Ben Rosenfield
Ben Rosenfield4 quotes“Last night I didn’t realize I said “abortion” in my stand up comedy act instead of “circumcision.””
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