“No wonder I got blank stares at “rabbi got faint at sight of blood.””

I don’t particularly love live performance of my music. I love writing and recording, but you can’t make money off of that.

Last night I didn’t realize I said “abortion” in my stand up comedy act instead of “circumcision.”

You have to be willing to be a live performer, if you want to make money as an independent.

I am so tired of waking to the blank canvas of morning and realizing it won’t be painted with you.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don’t know I’m only using blanks.

I like Stallone, because he writes. He sits down with a blank page and comes up with another Rambo movie. That isn’t very easy for anybody. He’s made it successful on top of that.

I become a bit of a blank page in public. And that’s precisely why I like acting.

We are turning our prisons into living tombs, inhabited by doomed men living in everlasting blank despair.

Even though I know who I am, musically I’m a blank canvas. I know what colors I want to use, but I don’t know what picture I want to paint yet.

I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’

The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.