Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
BEN ELTONComedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
BEN ELTONI don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
BEN ELTONThe worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
BEN ELTONI exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
BEN ELTONArtists don’t create society, they reflect it
BEN ELTONI see dull people as projects … to be reformed
BEN ELTONYou didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
BEN ELTONI find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
BEN ELTONWe’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
BEN ELTONSympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
BEN ELTONMy advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
BEN ELTONThis calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
BEN ELTONThe earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
BEN ELTONNo collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
BEN ELTONI loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
BEN ELTONLeaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
BEN ELTON