Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDFashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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