Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
KIN HUBBARDFashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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