I don’t like the sound of all the lists he’s making.
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Running a real business is exacting, daunting, repetitive work. Even in Silicon Valley.
Ben SteinBen Stein The America that we knew as the smartest place on the planet is gone with the wind.
Ben SteinBen Stein Now we’re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don’t know right from wrong, and why it doesn’t bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.
Ben SteinBen Stein Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured… But not everyone must prove they are a citizen.
Ben SteinBen Stein I think, there are many people who are much smarter than I am, and many, many, many who are much harder-working than I am, but in terms of the range of my activities, they’re unique.
Ben SteinBen Stein I’m an economist by training. I don’t really work as an economist. I only worked briefly as an economist.
Ben SteinBen Stein That was horrifying beyond words, and that’s where science – in my opinion, this is just an opinion – that’s where science leads you.
Ben SteinBen Stein I am scared of getting old. I am scared of being ill.
Ben SteinBen Stein Keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over gain, and you will grow stronger until have accomplished a purpose – not the one you began with perhaps, but one you’ll be glad to remember.
Ben SteinBen Stein Sleep more at night. If it’s allowed at work or home, take a nap in the afternoon. You’ll be amazed at how much better you’ll feel.
Ben SteinBen Stein I’m not a Mensa member. I have no idea where that rumor came from. I never have been, and I doubt if I ever will be.
Ben SteinBen Stein I think Darwinism as a theory explaining evolution within species is incredibly brilliant – just unbelievably, incredibly brilliant.
Ben SteinBen Stein Evolutionism as taught by Darwinism has nothing to say about how life originated. Has nothing to say about how the governing principles in the universe, gravity, thermodynamics, motion, how those originated. It’s got some gigantic missing pieces.
Ben SteinBen Stein I have always been very diversified, so I have never suffered a catastrophic loss. I spread my money around the way a large institutional investor does. I use different brokerage firms. I manage some of my accounts myself.
Ben SteinBen Stein The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
Ben SteinBen Stein I’d say the main way people get into terrible financial trouble is just to spend too much money relative to their income, and that is an endemic problem in the United States of America, and that’s the kind of thing that should be taught about in schools.
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