If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRAA nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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50% of all married people are women.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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