I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRAA nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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