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You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

Barry Webster

The ridiculous is closer to life’s source than the sensible.
BARRY WEBSTER

Life Ridiculous Say Sensible Source
I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.
BARRY WEBSTER

Giving Monsters Way
You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
BARRY WEBSTER

Ass Ground Hole Know
But once you describe something, you destroy it.
BARRY WEBSTER

Describe Destroy Once Something
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
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Dying Language People Sarcasm
There should be a connection between a man’s hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
BARRY WEBSTER

Between Connections Life Matters Men
In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.
BARRY WEBSTER

Lifetime Treasure World
I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I’ll be free.
BARRY WEBSTER

Free Heart Listen Save
Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.
BARRY WEBSTER

Air Falling Love Wind
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German’s six ways of saying ‘the’, like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
BARRY WEBSTER

Exist Hey Position Sexual Six Way
But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.
BARRY WEBSTER

Art Vain Vanity
Rocks are more co-operative than people.
BARRY WEBSTER

Cooperative People Rocks
As a man I’d been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.
BARRY WEBSTER

Customer Hot Men

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