Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRAI think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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