What’s the biggest thing you’ve zapped with a fireball?’ I asked. ‘That would be a tiger,’said Nightingale. ‘Well don’t tell Greenpeace,’ I said. ‘They’re an endagered species.’ ‘Not that sort of tiger,’ said Nightingale. ‘
BEN AARONOVITCHAre they really gods?” “I never worry about theological questions,” said Nightingale. “They exist, they have power and they can breach the Queen’s peace – that makes them a police matter.
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The Metropolitan Police Service is still, despite what people think, a working-class organisation and as such rejects totally the notion of an officer class.
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…good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport – like base-jumping or crocodile-wrestling.
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The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.
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And once they start to think about the consequences, they almost always calm down. Unless they’re drunk, of course. Or stoned. Or aged between fourteen and twenty-one. Or Glaswegian.
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If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it’s your safest bet.
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Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too much. Scientific potatoes rule. Had I stumbled on the lair of dangerous plant geneticists?
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Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale – to the Jag mobile.
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It’s a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.
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Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.
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Coffee arrived and the espresso was excellent, like an aromatic electric fence.
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You know, your species [humans] has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity in trying to destroy itself.
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On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire.
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This is your brain on magic.
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Actually I’d always thought he sat in the library with a slim volume of metaphysical poetry until the commissioner called him on the bat phone and summoned him into action. Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale – to the Jag mobile.
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In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.
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