Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy.
BEL KAUFMANTime collapses and expands like an erratic accordion.
More Bel Kaufman Quotes
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To the outside world, of course, this job is a cinch: 9 to 3, five days a week, two months’ summer vacation with pay, all legal holidays, prestige and respect.
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I want to point the way to something that should forever lure them, when the TV set is broken and the movie is over and the school bell has rung for the last time.
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And that’s it; that’s why I want to teach; that’s the one and only compensation: to make a permanent difference in the life of a child.
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When giving comes directly from the heart, it can never disappoint or embarrass.
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Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.
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Learning is a process of mutual discovery for teacher and pupil. Keep an open mind to their unexpected responses.
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I feel no different than I felt at 99, 98 or 97. Just because you live a long time, you get all this attention. Just because you survived? Of course, I survived a lot.
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Children are the true connoisseurs. What’s precious to them has no price, only value.
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I like the word OLD. Not senior, that’s for proms. Older? Older than whom? ‘Old’ is honorable and ripe
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I suggest just Good and Bad at the end of the term on report cards. Or maybe nothing. Frank Allen
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To the young, cliches seem freshly minted.
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People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.
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“Let it be a challenge to you” means you’re stuck with it; “interpersonal relationships” is a fight between kids; “ancillary civic agencies for supportive discipline” means call the cops.
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I’ll never retire as long as I live—that’s like retiring from life! I’ll never stop writing, teaching, lecturing. If you’re in good health, living is exciting on its own.
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The preciousness of every moment is emphasized with every tick of the clock. Isn’t it a magnificent day today?
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