The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLIN







