“Who’s your fat friend ?”

The problem with our existence is that our experiences contain more hate than love.

Fashions come and go; bad taste is timeless.

To be truly elegant one should not be noticed

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed, but either too stiff, too tight, or too fashionable.

Shut the door, Wales.

Starch makes the gentleman, etiquette the lady.