Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRAIf I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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