A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
More Mark Twain Quotes
-
-
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAIN -
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAIN -
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN -
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAIN -
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAIN -
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAIN -
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAIN -
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAIN -
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAIN -
The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
MARK TWAIN -
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAIN -
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAIN -
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAIN -
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAIN -
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAIN







