When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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