Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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