A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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