Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
JENNY MCCARTHYAlmost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
JENNY MCCARTHYSo basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
JENNY MCCARTHYIt’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.
JENNY MCCARTHYI usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
JENNY MCCARTHYI tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn’t until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
JENNY MCCARTHYMy philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHYYou don’t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance – don’t stare.
JENNY MCCARTHYThose outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
JENNY MCCARTHYIt can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.
JENNY MCCARTHYI can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
JENNY MCCARTHYI deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
JENNY MCCARTHYI’m not a sex symbol.
JENNY MCCARTHYHaving a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
JENNY MCCARTHYKids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.
JENNY MCCARTHYWhy should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
JENNY MCCARTHYI love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
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