I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.
RICK RIORDANJust remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
More Rick Riordan Quotes
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Is it fair your life burns so short and bright? Death had asked. “No such thing as fair,” Frank told himself. “If I’m going to burn, it might as well be bright.
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We were just looking at maps.
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You are one freaking awesome baboon.
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dealing with any man means dealing with multiple personalities.
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Apollo?” I guessed… He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.” A god named Fred?
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Oh, did you expect me to play fair?” Cupid laughed. “I am the god of love. I am never fair.
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Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.
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The sea does not like to be restrained.
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They know they’ve won,” Carter guessed. “They’re making a show of it.” “Yes,” Amos said. “Well, let’s blow up the boats or something!” I said. Amos looked at me. “Is that your strategy, honestly?
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I was a fight to the death, and I felt great.
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Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showing, but they were!)
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No one can hate you with more intensity than someone who used to love you.
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It isn’t easy being a brilliant inventor, always alone. Always misunderstood. Easy to turn bitter, make horrible mistakes. People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed. -Hephaestus
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I think kids will read more good books than we can possibly produce.
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Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don’t have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.
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