Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
BARBARA MERTZI do hope you have some money. I’m getting tired of hitting people.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be the respected patriarch of an ordinary English family.” “Very boring, Emerson.
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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Another dead body. Every year it is the same. Every year, another dead body.
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I have no writing habit. I work when I feel like it, and I work when I have to – mostly the latter.
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Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
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Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.
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Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
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Nothing looks as self-satisfied as a contented cat.
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I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.
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I never meant to marry. In my opinion, a woman born in the last half of the nineteenth century of the Christian era suffered from enough disadvantages without willfully embracing another.
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Superstition has its practical uses.
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There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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The combination of physical strength and moral sincerity combined with tenderness of heart is exactly what is wanted in a husband.–Ameila Peabody
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There is nothing sadder than the cheerful letters of the dead, expressing hopes that were never fulfilled, ambitions that were never achieved, dreams cut off before they could come to fruition.
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